Texas has Whataburger and Schlitterbahn
Tennessee has lots of tall trees and their leaves change colors
Texas is dead and dry most of the year
Tennessee has a poor public education system
In Texas there is state pride
In Tennessee you can open your windows for 2 months every year
Texas has access roads and frontage roads
Tennessee has great hiking trails and history
Texas has TexMex
Tennessee has the Smokey Mountains
You have to drive through Pigeon Forge to get to the Smokey Mountains in Tennessee
You have to drive forever to get anywhere in Texas
Can you add anything to our list?
4 comments:
Texas has your parents (Tiffany) & your piano!
How about flat vs hills?
Tennessee has Dollywood; Texas has Driftwood. University of Texas Orange is Burnt; University of Tennessee Orange is Sissy.
Very well played sir.
-J
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